Best Phoneshop Quotes

From the Phone Shop Facebook group discussion board...

"Best quotes from Pilot Episode"

Phone Shop
Too many man are chasing them Zara level chicks. Its crowded up there. swear down u gotta get academy on that shit. smart guys like me are scouting those lower league girls who are just about to step up to Zara level. Lower leagues is where its at trust me. I'm talking about Claire's Accessories, New Look, Barratts.


Tom Eales
So, i do 600 of these morning. bust a few off at lunch, get back another 600 and then plus up on some Morley's chicken.


Andy Fear
"A little bird.... whose name rhymes with Smashley..."

"Ashley?"

"I'm not saying..."


Liam Nottingham
"i was like naaaaaaaa i aint CRB checked...man dashed"


Sarah Leach
'This aint a meeting. its a me ting'


Gary Morland
haha leachy... neva put your fist to a black man, im ashamed ov u.....and
u just got a verbal warning iand i aint even the manager


Francisco Barreira de Sousa
"So when are you coming to a town called FUCK?"
"When you stop living in a house called MUM's" *smirk*


Cameron Wysocki
Done is done fam!



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